STOP PRESS: In light of the Government advice on social distancing, Loughborough Town Hall regrets to announce the following performance has had to be rescheduled.

This show has now been rescheduled to Saturday 6th February 2021.

Further information can be found via: 

http://www.loughboroughtownhall.co.uk/events/2021/02/06/andy_parsons_-_healing_the_nation

Customers have been automatically transferred to this new date and we advise that all customers retain their tickets at present. We will contact all ticket bookers regarding next steps.

Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused. 

Please see LTH’s updated statement here: https://bit.ly/LTHCOVID-25MAR-Statement  

"It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. 

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.  

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.  

‘Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words’ THE TIMES

‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’ THE GUARDIAN

'Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags' THE INDEPENDENT

Age Guidance: 14+