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Rene and Edith have stashed priceless portrait, The Madonna With The Big Boobies, stolen by the Nazis, in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them. Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments Rene has to endure in the company of his patrons. News that the Fuhrer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the café but Rene summons all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life.

                  Good moaning.    You stupid woman!   Ze flashing knobs.

 

I was just hanging up the knockwurst when I remembered all the happy times we had in 'ere.

                   Yes, it's 'Allo 'Allo! And it is coming to Loughborough for the first time!

 

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            An Amateur Production by Arrangement with Samuel French LTD